iamaproudsuperwholockian:

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

avatarparallels:

tupacabra:

new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

(Kaynak: phreakattack)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Kaynak: gifyoutube)

littlemisshamish:

comic #22: i’m funny and i know it

no, sherlock, you’re not

niknak79:

You want me to kill her?

rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson