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not-safe-for-earth:

itfeelspersonal:

Captain America wears Calvin Klein

Tumblr answers the important questions

not-safe-for-earth:

itfeelspersonal:

Captain America wears Calvin Klein

Tumblr answers the important questions

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

me after watching Korra season finale

charlieunknow00:

Bedtime paradox

(Kaynak: best-of-memes)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(Kaynak: fandamngo)

(Kaynak: lipgallagher)

I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

(Kaynak: redlipstickineverybloodtype)